how to make your wife feel beautiful 103
Take index finger and scratch at corner of wife’s lip.
Murmur, “Hmmmmmmmmmm.”
Stare at said corner pointedly. For an extended period of time.
Finally ask, “What’s that?”
Said wife will reply: “Um, one of those socially unfortunate objects, called a blemish.”
the same thing happened to me a few days ago…one of my friends at work walked into my office and said, “What happened to your chin?”. I gave her The Look.