how to make your wife feel beautiful 101

Come up behind her, while she is half-asleep & flossing her teeth, and wrap your arms around her.

Then place your hands on her postpartum belly.

Gently jiggle it.

~ by hankers on March 18, 2008.

One Response to “how to make your wife feel beautiful 101”

  1. Oh. My. God.

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